"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it." Rather better is the Valley of the Shadow of Death -
"When I wuz walkin thru dis scary valley Im sayin "me feelz no evil" cuz teh Ceiling Cat iz beside me pokin mah side wif hiz stix an it mak me so kumfy."

New Bible translation in LOL Cat explanation here

Note to outraged clergy: the only viable response to this is to say "how useful it is to look closely at the Bible and translate its wonderful meanings into language you feel comfortable with". Then, and only then, go and bang your head on the wall.....

read the article at www.timesonline.co.uk