1. Preach a series of sermons assuring listeners that "this horse is not dead!"
2. Keep reminding people of how strong the horse looked when it was alive and hope that they won't notice that it has died.
3. Pray that the dead horse will be resurrected.
4. Move the dead horse to a new location.
5. Label anyone who points out that the horse is dead a "heretic" (or a person of "no faith").
Originally poached from parousianetwork
